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Jul 15, 2004
AN INTERVIEW SESSION BETWEEN AN OFFICER AND A CANDIDATE
OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR
OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------------MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE-------------NO,MANI PAL SIR
OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION
CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE------------METRIC PASS
OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR
OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR
OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR
OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE-----------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE-------------MY PERFORMANCE....?
OFFICER----------------M P!!!!
CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR
OFFICER--------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED
Enjoy!!!!!
Posted at 07:39 pm by sneha
Jun 8, 2004
IF your father is a poor man, it is your
fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor
man, it's your stupidity.
I was born intelligent - education ruined me.(don't laugh..ur case is
no
different..)
If it's true that we are here to help
others,then, what exactly are the others here
for?
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright Until you hear them
speak.
How come "abbreviated" is such a long
word ?
Don't frown. You never know who is falling
in love with your smile!(for that dont keep smiling always)
Should women have children after
35?
No, 35 children are enough
Living on Earth may be expensive...
..but it includes an annual free
trip around the Sun..
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?
A good lecture is like a
miniskirt;
Long enough to cover the subject and
Short enough to be interesting
Children in backseats cause
accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause
children !
Can you do anything that other
people can't?
Sure, I can read my handwriting..(County Special..)
Whom are you working for?
Same people. My wife and four
kids
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station
is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station...What more can I say ??? (My Case..Nooooooooo..Our Case..)
Posted at 11:00 pm by sneha
May 23, 2004
LIVE LIFE BIGGGGG!!!!!(WRITTEN BY THE BESTESTTTTT ) SNEHA NICHANI
If anyone should hurt you
And say a thing unkind,
Remember what I tell you,
And keep these things in mind.
For every one who makes you cry,
There are three who make you smile,
And a smile will last a long, long time,
But a tear just a little while!
If someone says a thing that's cruel,
Don't let it get to you,
There's so much good about you,
And your faults are very few.
So if a certain someone
Should act a certain way,
Just think of those who love you
And don't let it ruin your day.
Don't let someone who hates the world
Cause you to hate it too,
For behind the clouds is a golden sun,
And a sky that's bright and blue!
Posted at 06:59 pm by sneha
May 9, 2004
LUCKYY ARCHIE (gets to keep his room like heaven !!)
Posted at 02:48 pm by sneha
May 8, 2004
ARCHIEEE IN A WORLD OF HIS OWN !!
Posted at 03:11 pm by sneha
BERMUDA TRIANGLE (HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FANTASY )
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The Bermuda Triangle is the name given to a triangular region of the Atlantic Ocean. It is also known as Devil's Triangle and it is the area between Florida, Puerto Rico and Bermuda.
For some unexplained reason, more than 50 ships and 20 aircrafts have vanished in this area without leaving any trail. Over 1000 lives have been lost in the past 200 years.
In 1750, three Spanish treasure ships disappeared but no trace of any wreckage or survivors was found. More recently, on December 5, 1945, five US torpedo bombers, with plenty of fuel took off on a routine training flight from Florida. Moments later, the control tower heard a strange radio message that all instruments were going crazy. A rescue plane sent to search for the lost bombers also vanished mysteriously. |
| Scientists have come out with many theories regarding the mysterious disappearance. While some believe that violent storms destroyed these planes and the strong ocean currents carried the wreckage away, others maintain that there is a strong magnetic field in the area which cuts off signals. But till date, no one has convincingly been able to prove the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. |
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| In the days of sailing ships this area was feared with good reason. Ships were often unable to move in these waters for long periods. Drinking water supplies got lower and lower as the crews waited for a wind to allow them to sail out. As drinking water dwindled, ships carrying horses sometimes had to throw them overboard as they died of thirst, sometimes while the horses were still alive. Because of this, the large calm area became known as the Horse Latitudes. Superstitious sailors used to believe that not only the ghosts of sailors and ships, but the ghosts of those horses haunted the area too. |
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Posted at 01:31 pm by sneha
Apr 30, 2004
DUNT TRY HARD, TRY SMART !!!
A man is looking in the classified ads for a job. He notices an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman and figured that couldn't such a bad job. So, he calls in, he goes in and they hire him. The next day, he heads out to a neighborhood to make some sales. Five hours later he comes home and says, "Man, I only sold one toothbrush. That's not enough"
So the next day he goes to a richer neighborhood, thinking maybe those people would buy more toothbrushes. He ends up selling two toothbrushes. So he goes to his boss for advice and his boss says, "Look, you're a great guy and all, but you gotta come up with a gimmick or something."
So, the salesman thinks about it and, later that night, he finally comes up with one.
So the next day, he sets up a booth near the subway with a sign that says "Free chips and dip" A guy walks over and puts the chip in the dip and says, "This tastes like shit."
And the salesman replied, "Yeah, it is. Wanna buy a toothbrush? Posted at 01:28 pm by sneha
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